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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker:

    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:

    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:

    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:

    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:

    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:

    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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